Listen here, der, you guys - I’m tired of all dem fancy-schmancy cookin' shows tellin' us how to eat. Downstate dey got "tastin' menus" dat cost more than a used snowmobile. Up here? We got class, but we keep it simple, don'cha know.
This tee spells out the finest dinin' experience from Ironwood to the Soo. It’s printed right der on the front so nobody has to ask what’s for supper.
Why Dis is the Best Shirt in the Dresser:
Nutritionally Balanced: You got your meat, your potatoes, your rutabaga (if you make 'em right), and six servings of liquid bread. It’s the pyramid of health, eh?
High-Visibility Wit: Wear dis to the deer camp or the bowling alley, and you’ll have the fellas howlin’ louder than a brush wolf.
Stain-Resistant Philosophy: The fabric is tough enough to handle a little gravy spill or a bit of foam from a freshly cracked tin.
"I wore dis to my niece's weddin' reception. My wife wasn't too thrilled, but the bartender gave me a nod and a heavy pour. Best meal I ever had, ya betcha!" - Eino, somewhere near Republic
Show the world you got sophisticated taste and a stomach made of iron. Whether you're haulin' wood or just haulin' yourself to the couch for the hockey game, dis is the uniform of champions.
Order yours today! We’d ship 'em with a real pasty, but the postman kept snackin' on the inventory.
• 100% cotton • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
