Listen here, der, you guys - you ever look at a map and just feel it in your bones? We got a t-shirt dat’s cleverer than a raccoon in a cooler.
It’s the outline of the Upper Peninsula, but get dis: dat whole south-western edge - that jagged line where we keep the Cheeseheads out? Dat's actually the word "HOME" built right into the line! It’s like a secret handshake for your chest, don'cha know. The letters H-O-M-E follow dat Menominee River line perfectly, showin' exactly where the good side of the woods starts.
"I wore mine into a bar in Marinette and everyone knew exactly where I was headed back to. It’s like a compass, but you can wash it!" — Lenny, down by Iron Mountain
Don't be a swamp donkey and miss out! Whether you're from Escanaba, Ironwood, or anywhere in between, dis shirt tells the world dat "Home" starts right at the border.
