Listen here, guy - you’re out hikin' the North Country Trail or pullin' the side-by-side through a cedar swamp, and you think you’re the king of the woods. But we all know better, don't we? While we're just passin' through, there’s a whole crew of permanent residents keepin' an eye on us from the brush.
We got a tee that gives a nod to the real neighbors. Across the chest, it says "Respect the Locals," and it features the true Board of Directors for the Great North Woods: the Bear, the Buck, the Fox, and the Rabbit.
The Ultimate "Woods" Cred: It shows you aren't just some tourist blockin' up the two-tracks. You know whose backyard you're playin' in.
This shirt is softer than a rabbit’s ear but tougher than a black bear’s hide. It’ll survive the wash, the woods, and the occasional splash of fish fry grease.
Don’t be a swamp donkey and act like you own the place. Put on a shirt that shows you know the rules of the woods. Whether you’re haulin' wood or just takin' a stroll, let 'em know you're playin' by the locals' rules.
Order yours today - the woods are watchin', and you might as well look good while they do!
• 100% cotton • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
