Out of Breath Hiking Society T-Shirt

SPEED IS OVERRATED

(WE’RE HERE FOR THE VIEWS, NOT THE CARDIO.)

If your hiking style involves more "leaning against a cedar tree" than "summiting in record time," you’ve finally found your tribe. This isn't for those fellas sprinting up the Dead River Falls; this is for the rest of us who measure a trail by how many granola bars we eat along the way.

Printed on a shirt softer than a mossy bank, this design features our Official Mascot: A bear who’s given up on the "apex predator" look in favor of the "I should’ve stayed in the den" aesthetic.

THE FRONT: "Out of Breath Hiking Society" THE MOTTO: "Don't worry, I'll be there in a minute." (Usually followed by: "Just let me catch my wind, eh?")

WHY IT’S YOOPER-APPROVED:

The "Honeymoon" Pace: Perfect for those who stop to look at every cool rock, eagle, and patch of thimbleberries.

Relentless Comfort: High-quality fabric that won't chafe when the trail gets vertical.

Honest Advertising: Lets the other hikers know exactly why you’re standing still on the switchback.

JOIN THE SLOWEST CLUB IN THE U.P. 

Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt does not actually make the hill any flatter, but it does guarantee someone will offer you a seat on a stump.

• 100% cotton
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected