Mosquitoes Find Me Attractive (art on back) T-Shirt

Finally, Some Validation (With a View from Behind, Eh?)

Let’s be honest, guy - dating in the North Woods can be a challenge. You’ve spent hours scoutin’ the perfect spot, dealin’ with the black flies, and waitin’ for something, anything to notice you. And just when you’re about to call it a day, you realize you’ve got a whole cloud of admirers hoverin’ around your head.

Sure, they might be about the size of a fighter jet and lookin’ for a quick snack, but hey—at least someone finds you attractive!

Introducing our "Mosquito Magnet" tee - now with the artwork on the back, so even when you’re walkin’ away from the conversation, they still know exactly why you’re so popular.

Why This Shirt is Essential North Woods Gear:

The Design: We’ve placed our cheeky, high-contrast illustration of a determined-looking mosquito right on the back. It’s a bit of a wink to anyone who’s ever spent a summer night in the U.P. battlin' the "state bird." Now, when you're headin' back into the woods, your admirers have a clear target!

The "Yooper" Sense of Humor: It’s the perfect shirt for those sweltering July afternoons when you’re covered in DEET and tryin' to keep your cool. It shows the world you’ve got a sense of humor about the reality of life in the bush.

North-Woods Tough: This isn't some cheap, thin fabric that’ll fall apart after a few washes. It’s a soft, breathable cotton blend that’ll keep you comfortable while you’re out hiking, fishing, or just sittin' around the fire pit waitin' for the breeze to pick up.

"I wore this out to the bonfire last weekend, and every single person who walked up to me started laughin' and then started smackin' their own arms. Having it on the back is even better - it gives the bugs a clear 'landing zone' when I'm walkin' ahead of the group!" - Lenny, out by Negaunee

Don't take yourself too seriously this summer. Embrace the buzz, own your popularity, and wear the shirt that tells the truth about our "friendly" local wildlife.

• 100% cotton