Hide Your Fries T-Shirt

Holy Wah, Guard Your Lunch!

Whether you’re walkin' the pier in Grand Haven, hangin' out by the lighthouse in Marquette, or just tryin' to enjoy a basket of greasy goodness on a park bench, you know the threat is real. They’re fast, they’re loud, and they have absolutely zero respect for personal boundaries.

We’re talkin’ about the feathered bandits of the Great Lakes.

Why You Need This Before Your Next Beach Trip:

The Artwork: We’ve got a detailed drawing of a shifty-eyed seagull lookin’ like he just pulled off the heist of the century, clutched in his beak is a container of golden french fries.

Public Service Announcement: Wear this, and you’re doin’ a favor for every tourist and local alike. It’s a hilarious nod to the universal struggle of keepin’ your snacks safe from the "Sky Rats."

Built for the Lake Breeze: This shirt is light, breathable, and softer than a summer breeze off Superior. It’s perfect for a day at the beach or a trip to the boardwalk.

"I wore this to the pier last weekend and a gull actually landed on the post right next to me. I pointed at the shirt, and I swear he looked a little embarrassed. Best conversation starter I’ve ever owned!" - Rick, out by Ludington

Don’t be a swamp donkey and let your lunch go missin'! Put on the shirt that tells the truth about our feathered neighbors. It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it’s the only defense you’ve got against a hungry gull.

Order yours today - before the gulls find out we’re sellin’ ‘em!

• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.