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Born to Hunt, Forced to Work T-Shirt
Born to Hunt, Forced to Work T-Shirt
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Listen here, guy - you ever look at your desk on a Tuesday mornin' and think, "What in the blue blazes am I doin' here?" Me too. Every single year, while the big bucks are rubbin' their antlers on the cedars out by the ridge, we’re stuck inside pretendin' we care about paperwork.
It’s a tough life, but somebody’s gotta pay for the new scope and the ammo, eh?
We got the perfect shirt for ya. Right across the chest, it says plain as day: "Born to Hunt, Forced to Work." Everyone you meet at the coffee shop or the hardware store will know you’re a serious hunter. It’s like a secret handshake, but you don't gotta touch nobody's hand.
Wear it to work, and maybe the boss will catch the hint and let ya head out to the camp a couple days early. Can't hurt, right?
"I wore dis into the office, and my boss just pointed at the door and said, 'Go on, get outta here—I know you're not gettin' any work done today anyway.' Best shirt I ever owned, ya betcha!" - Toivo, over by Negaunee
Don't let another season pass you by. Put this shirt on and let 'em know where your heart really is - out in the hardwoods, waitin' for that big buck to step into the clearing.
• 100% cotton
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
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