{"product_id":"peace-was-never-an-option-t-shirt","title":"Peace was Never an Option T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Official Uniform of the \"State Bird\" (The Feathered Kind, Eh?)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eWe all know the real boss of the boat launch, the park path, and the local golf course. It’s not the DNR, and it’s definitely not you. It’s that hissing, wing-flapping, fearless guardian of the North: the Canada Goose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eIf you’ve ever tried to walk past one of these fellas while he’s guardin' a nest or just decidin' he owns the sidewalk, you know exactly what the score is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy This Shirt is a North Woods Reality Check:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/b\u003e It features a crisp, iconic illustration of a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"58\"\u003eCanada Goose\u003c\/b\u003e in all its stoic glory, paired with the legendary warning: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"130\"\u003e\"Peace was never an option.\"\u003c\/b\u003e It’s a tribute to the only creature in the U.P. that’ll stare down a Ford F-150 without blinkin’.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Shared Trauma\" Sense of Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you’re a hiker, a fisherman, or just a fella tryin’ to get to his car in the mornin’, this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter. It shows you’ve survived a run-in with the most stubborn bird in the 906.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTougher Than a Gander:\u003c\/b\u003e Built for the rugged reality of life up here. It’s a soft, breathable cotton blend that’s comfortable enough for a day at the park, but durable enough to handle a hasty retreat when the hissing starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\"I wore this down to the boardwalk in Marquette, and I kid you not - a goose looked at me, hissed, and then just kind of nodded. 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