{"product_id":"pasty-bottle-opener","title":"Pasty Bottle Opener","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eFree local delivery available (within 25 miles)!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eListen, we know you’ve got a drawer full of bottle openers, but none of ‘em have the pedigree of a Pasty. We took solid, hard-wearing \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"134\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003emaple wood - \u003c\/b\u003ethe kind that survives a winter in Ishpeming without complaining - and shaped it into the ultimate Yooper accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThis isn't just a bottle opener; it’s a tribute to the only thing that actually powers a U.P. lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eTHE SHAPE:\u003c\/b\u003e A handcrafted, ergonomic pasty silhouette. Perfectly weighted. Perfectly crimped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"93\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eTHE FUEL:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-engraved with \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"123\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\"YOOPER FUEL\"\u003c\/b\u003e so there’s no confusion about what keeps this engine running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWHY YOU NEED THIS AT CAMP:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eMaple Tough:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardwood construction that’ll outlast your uncle’s favorite hunting cap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003ePasty-Shaped Precision:\u003c\/b\u003e It fits right in your hand, so you can focus on the important stuff—like watching the sunset over the lake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Conversation Starter:\u003c\/b\u003e If someone asks why your bottle opener looks like dinner, they clearly aren't from around here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003eNo Teeth Required:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep your dentist happy and your beer cold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003ePour one out for the U.P.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"U.P. Soap Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44901326749719,"sku":null,"price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/2158\/0055\/files\/20260506_155429.jpg?v=1778098983","url":"https:\/\/upsoapcompany.com\/products\/pasty-bottle-opener","provider":"U.P. Soap Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}