{"product_id":"out-of-breath-hiking-society-t-shirt","title":"Out of Breath Hiking Society T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSPEED IS OVERRATED\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e(WE’RE HERE FOR THE VIEWS, NOT THE CARDIO.)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eIf your hiking style involves more \"leaning against a cedar tree\" than \"summiting in record time,\" you’ve finally found your tribe. This isn't for those fellas sprinting up the Dead River Falls; this is for the rest of us who measure a trail by how many granola bars we eat along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003ePrinted on a shirt softer than a mossy bank, this design features our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"70\"\u003eOfficial Mascot\u003c\/b\u003e: A bear who’s given up on the \"apex predator\" look in favor of the \"I should’ve stayed in the den\" aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE FRONT:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003e\"Out of Breath Hiking Society\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"42\"\u003eTHE MOTTO:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"53\"\u003e\"Don't worry, I'll be there in a minute.\"\u003c\/i\u003e (Usually followed by: \"Just let me catch my wind, eh?\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWHY IT’S YOOPER-APPROVED:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Honeymoon\" Pace:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for those who stop to look at every cool rock, eagle, and patch of thimbleberries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRelentless Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality fabric that won't chafe when the trail gets vertical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHonest Advertising:\u003c\/b\u003e Lets the other hikers know exactly why you’re standing still on the switchback.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eJOIN THE SLOWEST CLUB IN THE U.P.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDisclaimer: Wearing this shirt does not actually make the hill any flatter, but it does guarantee someone will offer you a seat on a stump.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"U.P. Soap Company","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":44833088077847,"sku":"8756626_11556","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":44833088110615,"sku":"8756626_11557","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":44833088143383,"sku":"8756626_11558","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44833088176151,"sku":"8756626_11559","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44833088208919,"sku":"8756626_11560","price":16.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44833088241687,"sku":"8756626_16246","price":18.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/2158\/0055\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-natural-front-69c43195b6232.jpg?v=1774465440","url":"https:\/\/upsoapcompany.com\/products\/out-of-breath-hiking-society-t-shirt","provider":"U.P. Soap Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}