{"product_id":"hide-your-fries-t-shirt","title":"Hide Your Fries T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eHoly Wah, Guard Your Lunch!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eWhether you’re walkin' the pier in Grand Haven, hangin' out by the lighthouse in Marquette, or just tryin' to enjoy a basket of greasy goodness on a park bench, you know the threat is real. They’re fast, they’re loud, and they have absolutely zero respect for personal boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWe’re talkin’ about the feathered bandits of the Great Lakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy You Need This Before Your Next Beach Trip:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Artwork:\u003c\/b\u003e We’ve got a detailed drawing of a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003eshifty-eyed seagull\u003c\/b\u003e lookin’ like he just pulled off the heist of the century, clutched in his beak is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"151\"\u003econtainer of golden french fries\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePublic Service Announcement:\u003c\/b\u003e Wear this, and you’re doin’ a favor for every tourist and local alike. It’s a hilarious nod to the universal struggle of keepin’ your snacks safe from the \"Sky Rats.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt for the Lake Breeze:\u003c\/b\u003e This shirt is light, breathable, and softer than a summer breeze off Superior. It’s perfect for a day at the beach or a trip to the boardwalk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\"I wore this to the pier last weekend and a gull actually landed on the post right next to me. I pointed at the shirt, and I swear he looked a little embarrassed. Best conversation starter I’ve ever owned!\" - \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"209\"\u003eRick, out by Ludington\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eDon’t be a swamp donkey and let your lunch go missin'! Put on the shirt that tells the truth about our feathered neighbors. It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it’s the only defense you’ve got against a hungry gull.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrder yours today - before the gulls find out we’re sellin’ ‘em!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"U.P. 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