{"product_id":"crappie-mood-t-shirt","title":"Crappie Mood T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eHoly Wah, Don't Make Me Say It!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eYou know the type of day I’m talkin’ about. Maybe the coffee was weak, the two-track was washed out, or the fish just aren't cooperatin' with your favorite lure. You’re feelin' a little bit salty, and you don’t need to tell a soul - this shirt does the talkin' for ya.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eWhy This Shirt is a Must-Wear:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate \"Leave Me Alone\" Uniform:\u003c\/b\u003e We’ve got a piece of artwork featuring a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"80\"\u003ecrappie fish\u003c\/b\u003e lookin' cooler than a polar bear, sportin' a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"138\"\u003ecamo hat\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"151\"\u003esunglasses\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the perfect blend of serious fishing cred and \"don't mess with me today\" attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eYooper-Tested Style:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you’re headin' to the bait shop, the post office, or just hidin’ out in the shed to avoid the honey-do list, this shirt tells the world exactly where you’re at.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSoft \u0026amp; Dependable:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s made from high-quality fabric that’s soft enough for a long nap, but tough enough to handle a day of filleting your catch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\"I wore this into the local diner on a Monday morning. The waitress looked at my shirt, looked at me, and just poured me an extra-large coffee without asking. She got it. Best shirt I ever bought!\" — \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"200\"\u003eLenny, out by Munising\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eDon't let a bad day turn into a full-blown tragedy. Put on the shirt that calls it like it is and lets everyone know you’re just one good bite away from a better attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOrder yours today - because even a \"crappie\" day is better than no fishing at all!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"U.P. 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