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Can't hurt, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\"I wore dis into the office, and my boss just pointed at the door and said, 'Go on, get outta here—I know you're not gettin' any work done today anyway.' Best shirt I ever owned, ya betcha!\" - \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"197\"\u003eToivo, over by Negaunee\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't let another season pass you by. 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