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Me too.\" It’s subtle enough for casual Friday, but loud enough to let the foreman know where you’d really be if you won the 50\/50 raffle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\"I wore dis to my performance review. My boss looked at it, sighed, and asked if the perch were bitin' by the breakwall. I got a raise and a Saturday off. Best shirt I ever bought, ya betcha!\" - \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"197\"\u003eArnie, down by Gladstone\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't spend another day pretendin' you love dat spreadsheet more than a fresh-caught limit of brookies. 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