{"product_id":"always-bring-a-slow-friend-t-shirt","title":"Always Bring a Slow Friend T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Secret to Survival (and a Little Peace of Mind, Eh?)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen here, guy - we all love a good hike through the hardwoods, but let’s be honest. When you’re deep in the timber and you hear a twig snap that sounds like a deadfall hittin' the ground, your heart starts doin' a little jig. You know the rules: respect the wildlife, make plenty of noise, and for Pete’s sake, don't try to outrun a bruin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eBecause you can’t. But you don't necessarily have to be the fastest thing in the woods - just the second slowest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy This Shirt is a Strategic Choice:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/b\u003e It features our favorite bit of North Woods wisdom: \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"64\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\"You can't unrun a bear – Always bring a slow friend.\"\u003c\/b\u003e It’s a bold, honest statement that lets everyone know you’ve got a plan for when things get \"hairy\" on the trail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Safety First\" Sense of Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s the perfect shirt for the fella who knows that a little bit of humor (and a slightly slower buddy) goes a long way. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter at the trailhead, the campground, or the local tavern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eYooper-Strength Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Built for the rugged reality of the U.P. It’s soft, breathable, and has a relaxed fit that’s perfect for hikin', fishin', or just enjoyin' a quiet afternoon at the cabin—provided your \"slow friend\" is nearby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\"I wore this on our annual trip up to the Porkies last fall. My buddy Toivo looked at it, looked at his own boots, and then started huffing and puffing on the first incline. I told him not to worry - as long as I’m wearin' the shirt, he’s my favorite hiking partner!\" - \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"268\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003eLenny, out by Negaunee\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eDon't go into the woods unprepared! Put on the shirt that celebrates the most practical survival strategy we’ve got, grab your slowest pal, and hit the trail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"U.P. 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