{"title":"Kitchen","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"smoke-show-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Smoke Show organic cotton apron","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eHoly Wah, Your Backyard is Lookin’ Like a Forest Fire - In a Good Way!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen, guy - we know how it goes. You’re out there by the pit before the rest of the neighborhood has even had their first cup of coffee. You’ve got the rub on the brisket, the wood chips are soak'n, and you’re aimin’ for that perfect, melt-in-your-mouth bark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhile everyone else is out runnin’ errands, you’re busy craftin’ a masterpiece. It’s time you had the uniform to match your dedication. 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It’s for the folks who know that patience is the ultimate secret ingredient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003eA Double Entendre, Eh?:\u003c\/b\u003e Sure, you look pretty good in your apron, but we’re talkin’ about the meat! Let the neighbors know that when you fire up the barrel, you’re puttin’ on a show they don’t wanna miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003eYooper-Strength Protection:\u003c\/b\u003e This apron isn’t just for show. It’s built tough to protect your favorite shirt from grease splatters, sauce stains, and the occasional runaway ember. 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